This morning a box of cereal cost me $7.49. Name brand, sure, but still. Cereal. I stood in the aisle doing that thing where you hold the box and stare at it like the price might apologize. It did not.
It’s not just cereal, and it’s not just inflation as some vague force. Specific everyday things crossed a line from cheap to insulting while we were busy living our lives. Here are the twelve that sting the most.
1. Fast food combo meals
The entire point of fast food was that it was cheap. A burger combo now runs $12 to $15 in most cities, which is sit-down restaurant money from a decade ago. When a drive-thru run for two people hits $30, the deal we all grew up with is officially dead.
2. Movie theater popcorn, and the ticket, and the seat
Call it $18 for a ticket, $9 for popcorn, $7 for a drink. A family of four is looking at $130 for two hours of entertainment they could stream at home in three months. Theaters wonder why nobody comes on Tuesdays.
3. Eggs
Eggs were the budget protein. The thing broke college students lived on. Watching a carton flirt with $6 during the worst of it rewired something in all of us. Prices came down, but the trust never did.
4. Concert tickets
Your parents saw legends for the price of a pizza. Now nosebleed seats for a mid-tier act cost $150 after fees, and the fees themselves are a quarter of the price. And what do the fees pay for? Nobody has ever explained it. The ticket is delivered to your phone. By a robot.
5. Rent, obviously, but specifically the cheap apartment
The bad apartment used to be the deal you took to save money. The one with the weird carpet and the loud radiator. That apartment now costs $1,600 a month. The affordable bottom rung of the ladder didn’t get nicer, it just got expensive. this is the one that actually makes me angry.
6. Car insurance
Rates jumped more than 20 percent in a single recent year for a lot of drivers, with no accident, no ticket, no change. Same car, same driveway, new number. It’s the subscription you can’t cancel.
7. Sandwiches
A deli sandwich hit $14 somewhere along the way and nobody held a vote. Bread, meat, cheese, lettuce. Fourteen dollars. There are restaurants where the sandwich costs more than the steak did in 2015.
8. Amusement parks
A single day at a major theme park for a family of four can clear $800 with parking and food. The middle-class family trip our parents took every summer is now a once-in-childhood splurge that requires a payment plan.
9. College textbooks
$300 for a book you’ll use for four months, that the professor wrote, that comes with a one-time-use code so you can’t even buy it used. Textbooks might be the most openly cynical pricing in America and everyone involved knows it.
10. Vet visits
Routine care for a healthy dog quietly became a $400 annual line item, and one bad week can cost $3,000. Pet insurance exists now for the same reason human insurance does, which tells you everything about where this is headed.
11. Chips and snacks
The family-size bag got smaller and the price got bigger, at the same time, and the companies just hoped we wouldn’t notice. We noticed. Shrinkflation isn’t a theory, it’s a bag of chips that’s 40 percent air at $6.29.
12. Parking
Downtown parking in a mid-size city can run $25 for an evening. Not New York. A regular city. We now budget for the privilege of leaving the car somewhere while we spend money elsewhere.
The uncomfortable part
Here’s what gets me. None of these are luxuries. This is the boring, default stuff of ordinary life, and the ordinary stuff is exactly where the prices moved hardest. Luxury goods barely changed by comparison. The tax landed on Tuesday-night dinner and the cheap apartment.
What did I miss? There’s definitely a number 13 out there and I want to hear yours.